December 2011
before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my... →
peroxideprincess:
fall out boy’s hiatus is like your significant other saying “lets take a break” and you say ok because there’s nothing you can possibly do about it and you just keep all of their cds and posters and cry whenever you see them thinking about the past and how much of a good time you had listening to them
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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Conspiracy Theory.
ohthosewatermelonsmiles:
By Tori & Allie.
Ryan Ross. Brendon Boyd. Jon Jacob. Spencer Smith.
‘nuff said.
fueledbyjalex:
i dont care if we’ve never talked if i see you getting any kind of hate i’m jumping in and defending you
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ifeellikeayeaonthatcheese:
Actually Jon nine isn’t in the afternoon
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stumpkin:
remember throam lol
Things I could have lived my entire life without seeing that I just so happened to stumble upon on tumblr in 2011:
A girl eating her menstrual blood
Someone baking menstrual blood cookies
menstrual blood posts in general
spoONING YOGURT INTO YOUR VAGINA WHAT
tyronebanks:
i wonder if skrillex goes to the supermarket on occasion to knock over the produce and laughs quietly to himself because he’s just dropped beets
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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iboughtflyzikamickey started following you
hi i love you omgkldf;aldf
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
we found lunch in a homeless place we found dove in a soapless place we found drugs in a dopeless place we found rhianna in a dumpster
iboughtflyzikamickey:
i’m going to puke omg
because menstrual blood?
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brendonbeckonedsongsaboutryan:
actually jon at first i did not know it was your diary. i thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Would anyone like to comfort a crying 13 year old girl because of those menstrual blood posts?
andyballsac:
how much do you want to bet in 2012 there will be a tour titled “end of the world tour”
krustenstewart:
whyisyourdoorundermybucket:
fbht:
pretending to be depressed to fit in is the fucking stupidest thing ive ever heard
being sad sucks why would you ever want to be sad
ya
who even does that wtf
wtf why would you even do that
this is so common omg
OMG. guys. day. made.
itsallforalex:
give-me-therapy67:
OMGGGG. DAY. HAS. BEEN. MADE.
OMG. I’m dying. OMG
jesus-urie:
actually jon i did close the goddamn door
knock-turn:
john-cornelius:
Can People Please Stop Capitalizing Every Word They Write It’s Fucking Annoying.
by fall out boy
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cAN THAT GIRL WITH THE PERIOD BLOOD PLEASE STOP...
bestcaost:
being a feminist doesn’t mean masturbating when you’re on your rag and THEN POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR BLODDY HANDS OH MY GOD